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商台政府交通安全宣傳聲帶:

(嘈吵音樂聲)

甲:喂,睇車呀~

乙:睇車呀~

(車輛警示聲)

旁白:呢d警示,佢全部聽唔到,因為佢掛住聽MP3….

(車輛煞車聲,緊接撞車聲)

電話內:喂…喂…喂…?

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我有問題如下:

1. 誰在講電話?司機?聽MP3的路人?其他?

2. 根據"播音劇"內容,合理假設是撞車受傷的路人,問:他不是在聽MP3嗎?難道一邊聽MP3,一邊講電話?

3. 假設不是聽MP3的路人,而是司機,問:是否用了免提?

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商台政府反性傾向歧視宣傳聲帶:

女:黃總,聽講你公司最近請左個同性戀者喎…

男:係呀…

女:唔怕有問題咩?

男:唔怕,其實……….(下略)

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我有問題如下:

1. 黃總公司如何得知最近聘請的員工的性傾向?

2. 別家公司的人如何得知該新員工的性傾向?

One day, we can stop counting; One day, we can count in another way.

One day, this day will become a day of celebration; One day, those who have been crying may become joyful and smile.

That day has yet come. We are still counting: 8035 days since the day some died, some disappeared, some survived, and many others cried.

Today is the fourth of June. It has been 22 years. We still remember.

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