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有人剛在MSN呻:"我真係黑仔…",讓我記起,我應該曬一曬我的福氣。
今天完了崇拜,跟朋友到亞士厘道的紅螞蟻吃午飯。我們三個都有上Precept,剛好一起吃完飯便回去YMCA再上Precept課。一邊吃飯,一邊聊天,不亦樂乎。樂哉樂哉,時候到便埋單走人,然後不一會便回到YMCA的課室。要上課必先關電話,關電話…咦!電話!電話到哪裏去了?倒帶搜索…吃飯時打過電話給學生家長,然後隨手放在桌面,然後吃完飯就樂哉樂哉的自己走人,電話留下…問朋友兼同學仔借電話,打個電話給自己…
“請問邊位搵Joanna?"
咦,秘書台…嗯,如果關機,好像不會飛去秘書台的,即是沒有關機吧。沒有關機,應該還有一線生機。拿起手袋,飛奔回紅螞蟻,邊奔邊祈禱:"那電話還有用呀!雖然我很想換iPhone…但那電話還是有價值的!"(其實禱文不是這樣的,但腦袋轉得太快,想過的東西太多,所以,大概是想過這樣的內容吧…)
回到紅螞蟻,直接走到收銀處,一開口就是:"我剛留了電話…"
“你電話號碼幾號?"
“xxxxxxxx"
那位小姐轉身在傳真機電話打了我剛說的電話號碼,然後桌面隱閉處傳來震機的聲音。我的Nokia就這樣回到我身邊…
我的福氣真的不少呀!
黑仔布,你快想想,你做過什麼,沒有做什麼,以至這樣黑呀!你真的要想想,因為…
本小姐的那個Nokia,不就跟你的Nokia型號一模一樣麼?同機不同命…你快想清楚呀!

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The most common thing you can find in Yahoo! Knowledge+ is stupid question. Some questions are just so nonsense that you can’t help laughing at it. 

I’ve seen many questions asking for medical diagnosis and at the same ask those who answer not to tell him/her to go see a doctor. 

When I have time, I usually do answer like this: “If Yahoo! Knowledge+ may give you an accurate diagnosis, why do we need any doctor in the world? They should all be jobless." 

Then you may also find many questions asking about some extremely easy to find answers, like syllabus of public exams, tuition fee of university, etc. 

And loads of questions that query about Christianity. Some of them ask those questions because they think there’s no answer to it and thus by asking the question, he/she may prove that Christianity is but a hoax. Oh, well… 

Though I have to be fair, some are asking questions there as they really did try to find the answer somewhere else but couldn’t get any help from those places. 

I just know one thing: when I need to search for answers on the internet, I would avoid taking answers from Yahoo! Knowledge+. Those who have been there know how unreliable the so called “best answers" are. Sometimes, the inquirer simply don’t know which one really is the best answer, though there is a correct one provided. 

To me, reading and answering those questions is more like an entertainment =P

Taken in Park’n Shop last night…

七.一那天,與母親大人和好友到馬鞍山飲茶。飲茶期間,坐在鄰桌的小女孩裝哭撒野。她的「裝哭」演技十分差勁,只是五官縐成一堆,半滴眼淚也沒有,有聲無畫,連她的媽媽也是說了她兩句,也不想理她了。不過,她雖然演技差,毅力卻不錯,不斷播哭聲播了不短時間,起碼足夠我吃完牛肉,再吃完一條腸粉,還在播。

我的坐位剛好就是正面對著那小女孩的,我一直在等,等她正眼看著我的那一刻。終於,讓我等到了!然後,我把食指放唇上,狠狠地發出一聲:

「噓!」

頓時,她呆了,連裝哭也忘了,連她的媽媽也發現了。她在呆,我在笑,她的媽媽也笑了(應該很感激我吧!?),然後… 本來有哭聲沒眼淚的廣播劇,變成了有眼淚沒聲音的默劇。她終於滴出了兩滴眼淚(真的只有兩滴!),要拿紙巾去抹。母親大人問會否令她蒙上飲茶陰影,不過,沒多久,她便跟爸爸玩得笑聲連連,應該是沒有吧!

小時候在教會的小孩,都說母親大人很惡,是惡人皇后。

我,果然是惡人皇后的女兒 – 惡人公主。

I remember back when I was in high school, we had this discussion about professions in feline society in a lesson.

It started like this: One day, one of the girls in the class asked this question during recess that we have all sorts of professions in human world like teachers, nurses, doctors, and so on. And she saw a cat in the campus and she began to wonder if there are different professions in the feline society. Are there cat doctors who are there to attend to other cats when somecat got sick? Are there cat teachers who’s responsible for teaching other cats…and so on…

And then the discussion extended into our lesson time. Our teacher thought it’s a good topic for discussion and so we spent like the whole 35 minutes on it. 

Well, most of you (or even us back in the class) think that it’s a silly question and a silly discussion. Got too much time to waste on… well, watch this video and maybe the discussion wasn’t that silly after all. 

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